I need a Mop, but how does one carry a mop home on the bus? you never see people carrying mops and long handled brushes home from the shops, maybe they think it makes them look like a witch!

yesterday I went in the pound shop for some pens and a chinese man in front of me was buying two big pink rubber things, they looked like pipe lagging or something. He told the man at the checkout that he didn't need a bag, the man at the checkout smiled and said he didn't have a bag big enough. I started to grin at the thought of him walking round town with the pink pipes and he saw me grinning and started to tap me on the head with the pink pipes jokingly! I started to laugh at that point.

The most embarrassing thing I have carried home was the curtain rail for my patio doors, it looked small in the shop, my dad had given me two bags of lampshades and I bought the curtain rail, got on the bus, hit everyone over the head (accidently) with my lampshades and sat at the back with my enormous curtain rail, it looked like I had gone fishing, everyone was grinning at me resting the rail on the roof of the bus and manipulating it as we turned corners. I wish I had a car to fetch things home.